This is one is hot off the presses, ladies and gentleman, and one that I think really shows how fucking awesome and funny my main man Joe is.
So anyway the new Pres. Obama was giving a speech to the joint sessions of congress and he said... get this... he said that this new health care wasn't going to support illegal immigrants! WHAT?! So my man Joe... oh boy, this is great... he screams "YOU LIE!"
Right?!
"You Lie!"
That's just the sort of thing he would yell!
I mean he was just... i mean... hahahahahahaha... boy.
I guess you had to be there. But I think most people thought it was pretty funny and appropriate.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
A drive in movie heckle
This one still gets me laughing hard every time.
So Joe, me and boys decided to go see a horror movie at the local drive in here in South Carolina... I think it was Saw 3 or something like that... whatever it was it was SCARY!
Anyway, we're all hanging out in the back of my truck when one of the actresses is about to enter a room that is clearly a place she's going to get murdered. Joe yells: "Don't go in there, you're gonna get murdered! Oh no! Don't you go in there!"
Boy were we in stiches... everyone else in the movie theatre looked at him and started laughing because it was so funny.
Well, the girl then went into the door and Joe starts screaming: "You fucking bitch! Why'd you go in there! I told you that you weren't allowed to go in there and it seemed like you understood it! You Lie! You are a liar! Strom Thurman has never had interracial sex! Neither has Thomas Jefferson! What the Fuck liar! YOU ARE A LIAR!"
Then he pulled out a gun and shot the screen.
He later apologized, but boy oh boy was that a hoot!
So Joe, me and boys decided to go see a horror movie at the local drive in here in South Carolina... I think it was Saw 3 or something like that... whatever it was it was SCARY!
Anyway, we're all hanging out in the back of my truck when one of the actresses is about to enter a room that is clearly a place she's going to get murdered. Joe yells: "Don't go in there, you're gonna get murdered! Oh no! Don't you go in there!"
Boy were we in stiches... everyone else in the movie theatre looked at him and started laughing because it was so funny.
Well, the girl then went into the door and Joe starts screaming: "You fucking bitch! Why'd you go in there! I told you that you weren't allowed to go in there and it seemed like you understood it! You Lie! You are a liar! Strom Thurman has never had interracial sex! Neither has Thomas Jefferson! What the Fuck liar! YOU ARE A LIAR!"
Then he pulled out a gun and shot the screen.
He later apologized, but boy oh boy was that a hoot!
When we went to go see Lynard Skynard
Okay,
So this one time Joe, me and the boys decided that we really wanted to go see Lynard Skynard... I mean we aren't alabama hicks, right, but we enjoy a little country infused rocking beats.
ANYWAY, in the middle of the set they stopped and... I shit you not... Joe Wilson screamed: "Play Freebird!" !!!!
Boy did everybody laugh.
And after he did that, suddenly it caught on... like everybody was screaming that at concerts that we went to! I mean, this was the first time I had ever heard someone yell this... my man Joe Wilson started it... and suddenly it's this huge thing! 2006... It was the first, and best, concert I'd ever been to.
Of course the band didn't play that song, so Joe Wilson started screaming: "You lie! You fucking dicks! Why the fuck do you lie so much! I bet you're all illegal immigrants! Multiculturalism is the death of this country!"
Then he apologized.
Man what a cut up.
So this one time Joe, me and the boys decided that we really wanted to go see Lynard Skynard... I mean we aren't alabama hicks, right, but we enjoy a little country infused rocking beats.
ANYWAY, in the middle of the set they stopped and... I shit you not... Joe Wilson screamed: "Play Freebird!" !!!!
Boy did everybody laugh.
And after he did that, suddenly it caught on... like everybody was screaming that at concerts that we went to! I mean, this was the first time I had ever heard someone yell this... my man Joe Wilson started it... and suddenly it's this huge thing! 2006... It was the first, and best, concert I'd ever been to.
Of course the band didn't play that song, so Joe Wilson started screaming: "You lie! You fucking dicks! Why the fuck do you lie so much! I bet you're all illegal immigrants! Multiculturalism is the death of this country!"
Then he apologized.
Man what a cut up.
My main man Joe
What's up. My name is Carl, and I'm best friends with Joe Wilson... that's right, you might be wondering who that is... well to most people Joe Wilson is just the republican house representative from South Carolina's 2nd district. He gets the job done, South Carolina style.
But to me and our close knit group of friends, Joe is the life of the party, and the most goddamn funny and outspoken guy you'd ever meet. He loves to yell shit out at the most inopportune times, and it's fucking funny. Hanging out with Joe Wilson is like going to a movie theatre in the black part of town. He just keeps yelling at the screen or at the speaker or at a random homeless person and it keeps me and the guys in stiches.
So I decided I'd start a blog devoted the man that makes me laugh so much.
Joe Wilson, here's to you! These are true stories of what it's like to hang out with Joe Wilson.
But to me and our close knit group of friends, Joe is the life of the party, and the most goddamn funny and outspoken guy you'd ever meet. He loves to yell shit out at the most inopportune times, and it's fucking funny. Hanging out with Joe Wilson is like going to a movie theatre in the black part of town. He just keeps yelling at the screen or at the speaker or at a random homeless person and it keeps me and the guys in stiches.
So I decided I'd start a blog devoted the man that makes me laugh so much.
Joe Wilson, here's to you! These are true stories of what it's like to hang out with Joe Wilson.
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