This one still gets me laughing hard every time.
So Joe, me and boys decided to go see a horror movie at the local drive in here in South Carolina... I think it was Saw 3 or something like that... whatever it was it was SCARY!
Anyway, we're all hanging out in the back of my truck when one of the actresses is about to enter a room that is clearly a place she's going to get murdered. Joe yells: "Don't go in there, you're gonna get murdered! Oh no! Don't you go in there!"
Boy were we in stiches... everyone else in the movie theatre looked at him and started laughing because it was so funny.
Well, the girl then went into the door and Joe starts screaming: "You fucking bitch! Why'd you go in there! I told you that you weren't allowed to go in there and it seemed like you understood it! You Lie! You are a liar! Strom Thurman has never had interracial sex! Neither has Thomas Jefferson! What the Fuck liar! YOU ARE A LIAR!"
Then he pulled out a gun and shot the screen.
He later apologized, but boy oh boy was that a hoot!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment